the house that breeds hate.....renewed

Have you ever got to the register and you find that you don't have your wallet?


Originally posted on April 19, 2005

Ain't it a Glorious day? All was right in the world, birds singing, sky is blue, wind was blowing, I had a a good day at work and I was actually nice to old people and small animals until I went to Wal-Mart. Let me put you in my shoes for this adventure.
At first you are thinking about shopping for the stuff you need and the only place to get that stuff is Wal-Mart. It's generally cheap, you can probably find it cheaper but you also need a jug of milk, fishing line, Moosehead, a box of crayons for the kids, and a pack of scibbies and driving all over the city would be much to expensive and time consuming. Wal-Mart = Convenience = Bullshit. Do the math. Anyway, the parking sucks because it's all backed up because some lazy dumbass wants to wait for the dude whose putting his recently bought shit in his car which happens to be close to the store front. You bite the bullet take the long walk to the store and then you are encountered by the super-Christian that wants to pray with you in middle of the fuckin' parking lot because you look like a super-heathen or you look like you can spare a few bucks, whatever. Next you grab a cart, the only one left and the damned thing has a busted wheel and a used diaper in it. Finally you get one, and it looks clean but it shakes and pulls to the right. Screw it, it's going to have to do. You look over at the cashiers, all clear, this should not take long. You reach into your pocket for your list..................................you forgot the list. At this point, you're cussing out loud and you flip-off a little kid who seems to find you amusing. It takes you 2 full hours to find all the stuff you thought you needed so much...now all your cart contains just a 30 pack of cheap yellow beer and the pack of scibbies because after this experience, that's really all you need. You're almost done. You get up to the front of the store to check out along with everybody else....and you happened to be behind a big fat lady with all her screaming kids and she's wearing the old lady perfume, y'know the rose smellin' kind, and she wants to pay with a fuckin' check. A CHECK! Now you are out of the store. All you want to do is drive home and veg with the fam. But no, there is a big redneck truck parked 12 inches from your car door. There is no justice. So you put everything in and you just want to key the insensitive prick's glossy finish and the dude comes back before you can exact the justice you so deserve. He gets in his truck and he just sits there....talking on his cell phone. Ok, you have no choice, you then halfway climb over your gear shift and then the asshole now decides to leave. You get out and get to the driver's side door and the super-Christian is back. All you can do is sneer and tell him to fuck off or you'll send him to Jesus sooner than he wants to. You get in and then you find out that you are low on gas and there's gum on your shoes and your awsome day now sucks. Can you relate? There should be a counseling center for Wal-Mart customers or at least a bar and strip-club.

Fast & Furious P.O.S.

Fast & Furious P.O.S.
Originally uploaded by jaecee.

I laughed as I took this picture.

Just because you can doesn't mean that you should. Please.

Hey, all you Brad's and Tadd's, and Fast and Furious Wannabe's, you look like a bunch of dumb asses...really, who put's a spoiler on a front wheel drive vehicle??? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!

4 things about me

Some times I like getting tagged by these and I feel that I should elaborate a little more about it because it just seems like I'm filling out a junior highschool survey to be posted in a yearbook. So, I'm gonna give you a little of the "why"'s in my world.

4 jobs I've had in my life:
1 - When I was about 12 I used to deliver the Gallup Independent in my neighborhood. I was given plenty of cookies and Kool-Aid and was bitten by only one dog but chased by many. I wanted this job because I could buy my own music down at the Fed-Mart.
2 - Later in high school I worked at the Navajo Nation Inn where I met HER. My life was never boring after that. I hope she's doing well somewhere...else.
3 - After my first stint at NAU, I was a Navajo Nation Firefighter. I loved it but I had to leave because there were just too many people not buckling in their kids and just too many flying through windshields.
4 - Before returning to NAU, I was in retail sales at various stores Radio Shack, FootAction, and Sears were I bought all I could under the kick ass employee discount.

4 movies I can watch over and over again:
1 - Dumb and Dumber - because it's dumb
2 - The Big Lebowski - I want to be the Dude
3 - Super Troopers - If I were a cop, I'd want to be one of these guys
4 - There's Something about Mary - Franks and beans! This show was just funny as hell

4 places I have lived:
1 - Window Rock and Fort Defiance, AZ (k-12)
2 - Flagstaff, AZ (attending NAU)
3 - Shiprock (pronounced Shibrock), NM (my wife was a teacher there)
4 - Albuquerque/Rio Rancho, NM (got my degree and now living in suburbia)

4 TV shows I love to watch:
1 - All the frickin CSI shows (the babes)
2 - Iron Chef (I think I could be a contender)
3 - COPS in Albuquerque, NM (Albuquerque criminals are funny to watch)
4 - My Name is Earl (I've got a list too)

4 places I have been on vacation:
1 - Alfred Staion, NY (Where my wife is from)
2 - Cleveland, OH (Cleveland Indians vs. Detroit Tigers)
3 - Springfield, MO (Bass Pro Shops baby!)
4 - Durango, C0 (walking on Mainstreet eating at Steam Works!)

4 websites I visit daily:
1 - 94 Rock for daily nonesense
2 - My Family for my high school buddies
3 - KOBTV for the News
4 - Poll Star for the shows

4 favorite foods:
1 - Three River's Drunken Steak Sandwich
2 - Spam and potatoes with green chile on my Nali's tortilla
3 - all edible parts of a dead cow, especially the porterhouse cut steak. Dead cows are delicious
4 - California mix veggies

4 places I'd rather be right now:
1 - Fishing at Morgan Lake because I miss it
2 - Fishing at Table Rock because I never have
3 - Fishing at the San Juan quality waters because I rarely do
4 - Fishing with my father in law because I never can again

I have to add something of my or else this feels like homework

4 simple pleasures:
1 - a good workout
2 - cold ass beer on a hot ass day
3 - a wetline and a steady drag
4 - hotdogs at 'Topes stadium

4 people I'll tag with this list of questions meme:
1 - B
2 - Keyeew
3 - Kevin
4 - Bella

I've got to add another

5 - Commodity Cheese

Chia Blog

Ch-ch-ch-Chia! I just planted my Christmas present this past weekend. Oh yes, I got a Chia Herb Garden. The Boogah and I planted dill, basil, marjoram, and parsley in my kitchen. It's barrels of fun and excitement, let me tell you! Ah well, I'm going to have fun cooking with them. Between now and then I have to answer the questions of "where's the plants?", and, "when is it going to grow?", and, "can I put more water on it?", and, "is it dead?", and "Dad, I think you're doing it wrong".

I remember when I was a kid when those Chia Pet commercials in tandem with The Clapper ads would be playing on tv just before Christmas and I always wanted one. Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Now I have one and I'm kick ass on it.

Engineer's Week

Today I found out that it was National Engineer's Week. It's Friday and I missed the parade and carnival and presents. I must have not received the memo. :)

Can I claim a sheepdog as a dependent on my taxes?

Back to Normal?

Well my good people...football season is over. Sweet, sweet success this time after 26 years of waiting. The Pittsburgh Steelers are World Champions for the 5th time and truthfully. Chump-asses like Seahawks fans and Chad ("Chad"?) Johnson, and all the lame nay-sayers.....BLACK AND GOLD IS FOR REAL AND THEY BELONG THERE, YOU DON'T. My little Kaitie said it with confidence..."they'll win again." Seeing Franco Harris flinging the Terrible Towel...classic...priceless.

Hopefully, things will get back to normal. I'm glad that I have some free time to blog some goofy babble...ha ha!!!

Hope you all had a kick ass SUPERBOWL !!!

Now, the long wait begins...really, I don't watch anything else......basketball? nah...baseball is lame on tv...WNBA? huh?...hockey? nope....Arena Football? hell no. This is the reason I started blogging.

Thanks to those that showed up for CURLEYBOWL VII, I hope you had a good time.

steelerbaby.com

steelerbaby.com
Originally uploaded by macwagen.

Go to steelerbaby.com . Go! I'm serious, you should go!!! Do it for the Black and Gold!!!

The President is here...of the U.S.A. ...down the street ... Really. I'm serious. I'm not Joshing.

Wow, this really puts Albuquerque and New Mexico on the map. The most powerful man on the earth, this planet, is here in the Albuquerque metro area to visit Intel in Rio Rancho. Well, anyway I thought that was a cool thing to blog about. I'm not sure where to go with that.

Well anyway, I heard that the prez was a closet STEELERS fan. It really doesn't make sense to me because of him being a Tejas resident. What...ever. Rock on my fellow Americans.

GO STEELERS!!!
GO SCOUTS!!!
GO JACKS!!!
GO FAT MAN WALKING!!!

Punxutawney Phil is a STEELERS fan!!!

2006_0202Groundhog0056
Originally uploaded by garySES21.

I couldn't believe my eyes. The world is so right at this very moment....... I must bask in this light. ahem. Proof positive that the chubby rodent is a STEELERS fan, isn't that cool? Now, all we need is for Elvis and the Bigfoot (true STEELERS fans) to come out draped in the all mighty TERRIBLE TOWEL!!! GO STEELERS!!!