4th of July peeve.....

While I was looking at condiments in the condiments aisle of the local Wal-Mart to put on my hotdog I hear this...."grab a jar of MANnaise"....dammit, there's a friggin "Y" in mayonnaise! Say, MAYOnnaise. After me, mayo-nnaise. Geez, speak right you moron. And you dumbasses that say, "aks" when you are ASKing a question, you are in the moron group too. If you ask me, "fer reeell", yep, you are a cranially simple.