I took Princess Leia to a Song & Dance

You might be an Navajo Jedi if...

You ever said the phrase, "May the Force be with you...aayyy!"
Your Jedi robe is made out of Pendleton.
You have ever used your lightsaber to butcher a sheep or open a Budweiser.
You discover that Ewoks taste like mutton.
You have ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time with Yoda is eating his commodity food.
You have ever used the Force to get your tape recorder working so you could record that new Navajo Sundowners album.
You have ever used the Force in negotiations with the BIA.
Your councilman has ever said to you, "Dark side. . . BIA, same thing!"
You have ever had your R2-D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to give yourself a perm.
You have a dreamcatcher in the window of your land-speeder.
You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah's frybread.
You have to use pliers to work the doors of your X-Wing and a screwdriver to start it up.
Your lightsaber has duct tape on the handle.
You think "Obi Wan Kenobi" is a Hopi person.
You think Jabba the Hutt looks like a super-size yei bi chei.
You confused Mos Espia cantina for the Shalimar.
You have heard the words, "Luke, I am your father...and your councilman!"
After finally learning the ways and power of the Force, after years of grueling study and contemplative meditation, the first thing you uttered was, "Aaayyy!"
You refer to the Emperor as ch'iidii.
You point to the Emperor and tell little kids "Eeeyah!"
Your pretty sure the Jedi Academy is somewhere in Tsaile.
The first time you saw Ewoks, you thought someone let grandma's sheep play in the mud.
You used your lightsaber to cut plywood for a new outhouse.
You ever went to Jabba the Hutt to pawn your lightsaber.
Whenever you go to the Indian hospital, they always mispronounce your name and say, "Luke Skinwalker!!
The first time you met Chewbacca, you thought he was a skinwalker.
C3PO reminds you of being "somehow, around the guys."
You're pretty sure Jawas talk Hopi.
You've ever hit a sheep with your landspeeder.
You think Princess Leia's hairstylists is Hopi.
All the bootleggers in south Tuba report to Jabba somehow.
You refer to Yoda as shi chei or shi nali.

Curley's Additions

You learned your Navajo Jedi ways from the Mutton Man.
You ever tried you Navajo Jedi mind tricks at a roadblock.
You ever tried to pick up a snag at Class Act with your land speeder.
You think pinons give you more Force.
You have a .22 rifle as back-up to your lightsabre.
Your Navajo Jedi food rations consists of Vienna sausages, Spam, sardines, crackers, bologna sandwiches, and warm Shasta Cola.
You ever named a sheep dog "Chewy".
Your X-wing fighter's muffler is held up with hay baling wire.
You refer to your ex-wife as Darth Asdzaa'.
You got a hicky from Princess Leia.