My Backyard Part One

It's like a blank canvas, a whole quarter acre. All I have back there is a gas grill, dirt, assorted weeds, a tennis ball, more dirt, two heelers, and dogshit. Hmmmmmmm. Pros and Cons.....I thought of wall to wall grass, too much water; concrete patio, too much concrete; flagstone, pissed off natives; gravel, too boring; astroturf, too fake.

I think a decision matrix is needed

Maybe I'll rent it out as a concert venue. Rock on.