I hope she uses her powers to do good

I think my wife can will things to happen. The other day, on our drive home, we were driving down Tramway towards the Sandia Casino and this dude in red car was hauling ass behind us. The dude just barely missed our left mirror and continued to move fast and pass other cars that were further down the road. As we were going, my wife said, "I always wonder if I'd ever see someone who drives like that wipe out down the road. Y'know, find his dead ass in a car wreck." I replied, "yeah, I know what you mean." Just as I said that we saw a cloud of dust splash up further ahead and we just kinda looked at each other and I said that he just crashed....she said in a weird tone, "what a dumbass....driving like that, you deserve to crash."

Well, we approached the scene and found his car on the other side of the buffalo fense. Some of you know where I am talking about. The Sandia Pueblo keep a small herd of bison behind a stout fence on the northern part of Albuquerque. But anyway, this dude tried to pass on the outside of a curve and ran off the road and did a Dukes of Hazzard jump over the fence. Good thing there weren't any buffalo around.

We passed and saw that he was ok. Some other motorist went to see if he was ok. We drove for a few more feet and I pulled over to call the Sandoval County Sherriffs Office to report the accident.

Then I looked at my wife. She may hold a gift of willing things to happen.... a Jedi?........... a Sith?............all I know is that I better not piss her off.